my sister got me vodka omg ily sis
i couldnt scroll past this i had to reblog
I really tried to scroll past it
please just watch this
"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possibly be that great."
I was wrong.
I still can’t get over this
im in love
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
During sex I suddenly stopped and didn’t move he was like “what are you doing?” and I was like ” hush, I saw this on pornhub it’s called buffering.”
Professional correctional officer John Bennett